it’s okay, she said I’m fine, she said I am just pretending so you don’t feel bad you senseless bastard, she never said.
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.